I love this! Question; are there categories of wetness? I assume there’s a difference between “slightly moist” (one G&T, light on the gin, some innocent giggles) and “absolutely drenched” (three martinis, two pints of lager and a shot of whisky, lots of nudity).
Very important question actually. Id say anything beyond “mind expansion and vibes” (eg you get battered) is a sodden luncheon, and anything below a wet lunch (eg one drink) is a moist noontime meal. Hope this helps and happy wet lunching
I’m very envious that I do a job that means I can’t easily bunk off to go to a lovely brasserie and must accept the reality that I was born to Wet Lunch, forced to work. You are truly out there living the dream.
"I choose a mortal lunch."
~~Arwen, probably
I love this! Question; are there categories of wetness? I assume there’s a difference between “slightly moist” (one G&T, light on the gin, some innocent giggles) and “absolutely drenched” (three martinis, two pints of lager and a shot of whisky, lots of nudity).
Very important question actually. Id say anything beyond “mind expansion and vibes” (eg you get battered) is a sodden luncheon, and anything below a wet lunch (eg one drink) is a moist noontime meal. Hope this helps and happy wet lunching
going to have a wet lunch while reading this newsletter on repeat for an immersive experience
I am the secret cinema of substack
I’m very envious that I do a job that means I can’t easily bunk off to go to a lovely brasserie and must accept the reality that I was born to Wet Lunch, forced to work. You are truly out there living the dream.